Sunday, 10 September 2017

Flynn - speech

Have you ever had problems with things not working?
Some days things don't go as planned.

Like mall doors not working. You're on your way to buy the latest thing (which of course is a fidget spinner), striding up thinking what colour you're going to get. You are super excited, you really want to buy the biggest thing on trend at the moment. You walk up to the automatic doors so keen but you find yourself stuck in front of the doors, marching on the spot, trying to move your entire body to get the doors to open. You look like a muppet and there are people are staring at you. You’re hoping no-one has seen you but of course, this is the day where you see most of the people you know!  And you just want to hide!

Or what about the revolving doors.  You know, the ones that you walk into and they just go round and round.  And you can’t figure out how to get out of them and you’re really dizzy by the time you do!

Vending machines are the worst things to work and this one time I had so much money to spend.  I put my money in, pressed the button and waited holding my breath ...but nothing happened. I did it again, same result, I gave the vending machine a little tap, still nothing.   I looked around and there it was … an “out of order” sign!  I said goodbye to that hard earned pocket money and walked away defeated. Maybe next time I'll have a good look round to see if there is a out of order sign first.

So it's the weekend right, and finally mum says that I can go on my device.  You're so excited, you can't wait, all the jobs are done and  dusted for another week. I raced to my room, I got my ipad out and tried to turn it on … and nothing happens.  0%.  It’s as flat as a pancake because you forgot to turn the switch on when you charged it.  No!!!!  And so I struggled to mum and said “Mum my device is flat”.
She goes “Ok great, I’ve got some more chores for you to do!”  No!!!

So the life lesson is, if you think that it's going to be one of those days GO BACK TO BED!!!!!!

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Flynn - speech

Have you ever had problems with things not working? Some days things don't go as planned. Like mall doors not working. You're on ...